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309. Blood Lust
Grissom: How would you like to be part of an experiment?
Judy: I- I'm a secretary, besides, I heard what you did to Greg's feet.
Grissom: You'll keep your shoes on, I swear.
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Grissom (to Warrick): How much do you weigh?
Warrick: That's between me and my trainer.
Grissom: (In his sarcastic tone) Do I need to get a scale?
Warrick: (sighs) A buck ninety-five, give or take a doughnut.
(Grissom looks Sara's way)
Sara: Don't even ask, I'm not telling you.
Grissom: Warrick, would you lie down on the floor?
Warrick: I don't get paid enough to play dead.
Grissom: Please?
(Warrick lays down on the floor and Sara smiles)
Grissom: Sara, grab Warrick's right arm and see if you can drag him across the room.
Sara: This does have something to do with the case right?
Grissom: You don't trust me?
(She gets up and drags Warrick across the room)
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(While Sara's dragging Warrick across the room)
Warrick: You're such a drag.
(Sara laughs)
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Warrick: (to Grissom) Alright, if you don't mind, I have an appointment at the chiropractor. I'll send you the bill.
310. High and Low
(after Greg kicks him out of DNA)
Warrick: Have you taken your medication today?
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Nick: We beat Grissom here? That's a first.
Warrick: Maybe for you.
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Catherine: Hey, Greggy, any luck on those blood and hair samples?
Greg: Don't insult me. Luck is for those without skill.
Catherine: Spoken like a man who's never hit the jackpot.
Greg: Sad, but true.
311. Recipe for Murder
Catherine: Blood, coke, and semen. These people were doing everything in this kitchen but cooking.
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Greg: I had to send this to an outside lab since we're not equipped to carry out bacterial DNA analysis. Hint, hint.
312. Got Murder?
(after David has performed an autopsy on a living man, who later passes on)
Dr. Robbins: Alright David, take two.
313. Random Acts of Violence
Greg: All work and no play makes Greg a dull boy.
Gil: All play and no work makes Greg an unemployed boy.
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(after Nick takes Archie to a crime scene at a software company)
Greg: I thought we had a relationship going! What are you doing taking Archie into the field instead of me?
Nick: Right tool for the right job, man.
Greg: What do you mean?
Nick: Hey, Archie? What's that "Star Trek" episode with that guy and the forehead thingy and the time portal...?
Archie: Original, TNG, Deep Space Nine, Voyager or Enterprise?
Greg: Point taken.
314. One Hit Wonder
(After he processed semen)
Greg: Don't ever tell me I was fast in this department.
315. Lady Heather's Box
Jim: We are going back to Lady Heather's.
Grissom: I can take care of this myself.
Jim: Gil, do me a favor. Get a sport car. It's a lot cheaper & easier to handle.
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Grissom: I would like to come in.
Lady Heather: Of course you would. Say the magic word.
Jim: Warrant?
316. Lucky Strike
Nick and Grissom approach an old mine
Nick: What's with the gate?
Grissom: It's a bat gate. Keeps people out, lets the bats in. Old mines are considered bat habitats and preserves
Nick: Who puts the bat gates in?
Grissom: Batman
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(In a mine)
Grissom: Are you seeing this? Gold.
NIck: We're rich.
Grissom: I'm not so sure.
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Nick: There's a sucker born every minute.
Grissom: Yep, and they all come to Vegas.
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