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501. Viva Las Vegas

(At a crime scene which is a night club)
Greg: I've never seen this place with the lights on before. Kinda like seeing a one night stand for the first time in the morning. (Grissom gives him a look) Beer goggles.
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(examining corpse found in the desert near Area 51)
Sara: David, I think I know where he's from! Planet Seiko... (shows watch to Nick) E.T.
Nick: Oh, you gotta be kidding me.

502. Down the Drain

Catherine: Did I ever tell you the city paid me a dollar a square foot to rip out my lawn and replace it with rocks? Because we were in a drought.
Warrick: Are you kiddin' me?
Catherine: No.
Warrick: This city was not made for rain.
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(Catherine slips and fails and Warrick catches her)
Warrick: You all right?
Catherine: Yeah. I think.
Warrick: Whoa.
(Pause, they stare at each other with their faces a mere inch apart, they keep staring at each other until someone interrupts them)

503. Harvest

Sara: This counts as field work, you know.
Greg: Oh, I'm smiling on the inside.
Sara: Dirty laundry or garbage? (Before Greg can answer) You know what? You take garbage.
Greg: Thanks.

504. Crow's Feet

(Processing the victims house)
Nick: Do you uh, think these supplements really work?
Catherine: Why you askin' me?
Nick: I'm just askin' a question, Catherine.
Catherine: Scientifically, there's not a whole lot of evidence.
(They continue to process and Catherine finds more beauty products)
Nick: More lotions and potions.
Catherine: You gonna ask me if these work too?
Nick: No. I'm gonna go process the bathroom.

505. Swap Meet

Hodges: Good thing you didn't need to pass a spelling test to work the field.
(David picks up the jar and shows the label to Greg.)
Hodges: "Funtain" water?
Greg: My people are Norwegian, that's how we spell it. So was the funtain water in her lungs?
(later on...)
Greg: So Vanessas Keaton dies in a pool?
Hodges: Or a spa. And by the way, that's spelled S-P-A, in any language.

506. What's Eating Gilbert Grissom?

Nick: I don't think these two were an original and a copycat...they were partners.

507. Formalities

(Greg is reviewing video surveilence tapes)
Catherine: Tell me something.
Greg: I think my eyes need band aids.
Catherine: Tough shift.
Greg: You did say "shift", right?

508. Ch-Ch-Changes

Nick: It takes ten minutes to drive from the clinic to Industrial road.
Warrick: Yeah?
Nick: Yeah, I had Greg run it.
Warrick (chuckling): That's classic.

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